My Hidden Paradise

Sweet nothings

2009-10-31T00:22:00.000Z

It terrifies me how the world spins like nobody’s business. Leaves turn yellow then brown and woosh they’re gone with the wind.

It’s winter time.

Again.

And in no time colorful flower buds are everywhere, the beauty of our world takes our breath once and again.

It’s probably mother nature’s warning, that gloomy days are accompanied with joy and triumph, just like one’s life.

I used to think I adapt easily to the ever-changing external factors.

Then I realize I’m just a miserable chameleon.

God loves me.

2008-11-23T05:38:00.000Z

Instead of rain He sent me snow yesterday.

Told ya.

-

2008-09-02T06:45:00.000+01:00

Wont be blogging for the time being.
Lost interest dy lah since i got addicted to Pink Pau.
She's hot and smart and rich and the way she blogs makes my site look so childish.
BAHH. i go cari my self-esteem first.
Will be back soon.

Promise ;)

emo

2008-08-25T20:18:00.000+01:00

I'm sad. =,(

My girls ;)

2008-08-06T11:25:00.000+01:00

Ahh,good ol days!
I just turned 19 when we took this pic,and now im 18.hmm..LOL!

Babe,you owe me a ride and dinner.

I'm VERY happy for you LOL ;)

But I hope you still love me as much as before :(

Wait.That means im the only one who's single loh.keh si lah you all..grrrrr.dahlah im the oldest..

Skype

2008-08-04T08:05:00.000+01:00

I love Skype.Jud loves Skype.
WE LOVE SKYPE :D
In fact,we're so addicted to it that we see each other everyday,well,almost.depends on several factors lah.

RANDOM shots:

Think I'm vulgar?

HEH.You can start regretting now.

She's WORSE.

Another crazy shit in my family.HAIH.
Its in the genes.

p/s: Finals is next monday and tuesday!wish me luck!ChaoZ!

A simple question.

2008-08-01T11:33:00.000+01:00

Its me.Being random.Again.

I have a question.

Does long distance relationship work?

?

HA?

You tell me.

Reminiscence

2008-07-26T10:24:00.000+01:00

She is the one who made me dig a hole in the yard coz she claimed that there’s another world down there and if I korek hard enough, I can see their sky. Lucky I wasn’t persistent.

She made me think that the headlight of the cars has something to do with ghosts.

She matched me with this sissy neighbour of ours.

She made me a slave by threatening me using her Buddha pendant our grandmother gave her- that she’s gonna ask the Buddha punish me if i don't obey her.

She warned me to better not watch the motorcyclists in puffed up jackets

coz if I stare at them long enough, it will trigger his whatever bom inside it and it’ll explode.

See how she corrupted my young and innocent and pure mind with all lies and stupid things?

So Cinderella-ish lah my childhood. LOL!

BEHOLD.............................the wicked.

I SWEAR SHE LOOKS ANGELIC ONLY!

NAH!This,is the 23-year-old cibai who crapped all the shit.

HE HE HE HE HE HE!

Valerie Tan Qiang Chin, thanks for sending it all the way from Manhattan:D
saya suka~

P/s:I miss you so much!COME BACK HOME ASAP lah!beh sien mer tak jik ciak spaghetti!LOVE YA!

Happy Birthday,Vivian!

2008-07-22T12:36:00.000+01:00

20 years ago.

Abortion crossed my mummy’s mind..But dad being my hero, insisted-probably he saw a cute little girl coming. *blushes*

20 years later.

Here am I.

Fat and healthy. LOL!(Evil,don't laugh er.you also fat what!)

I’m officially 20. Argh. Time flies. It feels like I’m giving a speech on stage, I think its the adrenaline running in my blood, mixed-up feelings, joy and sadness. :D

Judith, being the angel called at 11.45 pm before anyone can get through-it has been like this since we were 13.

Jud: OKAY OKAY, I sing liao hah!
Viv: OK. Faster I wanna hear!
Judith: HapPy birthday to youuu~..
Viv: EH EH,keluar pitch dah. Again,again.
(And this continued until she got the pitch right – English, BM and Chinese versions)

Thank you very much ‘the legendary sleeping rabbit’ for staying up til 2 am-melbourne time.
(chiao and kui yin, sorry love-birds, that's why you both cannot get through me).

Xue Neng, Kiffy, Biao and Angie sang me birthday song ;) so sweett eyy!

Friends from INTI suprised me at the Secret Receipe, and got me femme Hugo Boss perfume :D They pampered me with good food, I was well-fed!

Joined the other group later to Cyberjaya for Old town coffee.( 4 U-turns, 1 dead end, 1 empty town-HOUSE OF WAX lagi!pfft!what an adventure!Thanks kam wah for driving us-the guy who wants a tiger so badly :D)

Thank you people for the birthday wishes, you have no idea how much I appreciate it!! :)

arigato gosaehmasteh,terima kasih,xie xie,kamsahamida, glaciaz!

I'm loved, will post the photos once i got it.

Its late, gotta go, my back bones hurt.

Sign of ageing. Argh.

Wait. I'm only 18!

ooh la la!

2008-07-17T09:05:00.000+01:00

2 months from today!:D

Split personality

2008-07-14T10:06:00.000+01:00

Two thoughts,one mind.
Screaming inside my head.
Can no longer take this madness.
Patience?I had enough.
Time?Not doing it's job.
Yes.No.Wait.
No,no room for hesitations.
I'm blessed,that's certain.

Wake up, Vivian...

INTIball

2008-07-09T12:50:00.000+01:00

INTIball -Hotel Istana,Kuala Lumpur.

Chicks were incredibly hot.
Guys were strikingly adorable.
Food..er..edible.
Overall,no comment.
I had to tune down my normal speaking volume.
I couldn't laugh out loud.
I couldn't chew on my chicken bones.
I couldn't even lick the crispy butter on the prawns :( how sad.
TERSEKSA LOH!

But everyone was dazzling. :D

Bitch 1-Phei Woon a.k.a Ah Long. The sweetest bitch.Ballet dancer also a squash player AND top student. Perfection!

Bitch 2: An Gie our Lion King.Spotlight of the night,simply beautiful.How can you resist her?

Bitch 2.Michelle a.k.a snoopy. The funniest bitch ever. You love her too,don't you?

The girl in the middle,JIOK JIOK.The lovely girl who plays Clarinet. SQUIDWORM!

One of the bitches.Xue Neng who loves lame riddles and cold jokes.

The heng dais.The guy in pink has Superman's body,the one on my right has a huge belly :P

YEAH I KNOW.screw that Arabian photographer.

Maison's next. KLCC was glowing right in front of my eyes.It was so magical.
Pssttt cherry,I spotted your Zouk!next time,ok!lol!
The guys ordered 3 bottles of Whisky which burnt my throat but we were all hyped up!
Met up with Lun the birthday boy,Ing and chee hung :D
Lun were high on alcohol.Boy,you sure had a wild night huh?;)

The loud trio.

Mysteriously seductive?uh huh..

All smiles :D :D :D

Adrianne the hottie.

The seniors. Shin and I were both kinda tipsy *clears throat* Angie on my left KO lu!
(Josh and Wen,thanks for taking care of Vivi!)

Life in INTI wouldn't be a blast for me without each and every single one of you!So yeah,thank you people!

say NO to strangers.

2008-07-06T00:21:00.000+01:00

I've decided to privatize my blog. :D

To You,From me

2008-06-26T12:58:00.000+01:00

I'm sorry...

But what did I do?

INTI Carniwal 2008

2008-06-16T23:43:00.000+01:00

A DAY UNDER THE SUN.

Drinking competition.You join 4 straws together and whoever finishes 500mL of water the fastest get rm 50 and the title 'The Best Sucker'.I didn't win of course,my straws *@#$&#!And I don't wanna be called a sucker.HEH.

And then Wen and Snoopy decided to be fat for a day.So the sumos fought.

Wen conquered Snoopy.LOL!cute ey?

And this thingy.The guys tried to flip me up so i stick on the thingy.Whatever you call it.

First attempt.

FAILED.

It was hilarious lol!And I think I hit the guy on my right.Poor thing.

2nd attempt

FINALLY upside-down :D

The happy Wen.

Lazy lah I explain.Watch.
I WON!

Xue Neng & Josh.

Michelle,Angie,Vivian,Phei Woon

-THE END-

The Girls

2008-06-11T11:23:00.000+01:00

I miss you both. Terribly. :)

she's happy.

2008-05-29T09:29:00.000+01:00

It rained today.

God loves me (:

晚了,挽了

2008-05-15T02:43:00.000+01:00

感情真的很微妙

当那个人喜欢你的时候

你不觉得自己喜欢他

当他放弃你的时候

你却发现自己已经喜欢了他

遗憾吧？

人

便是这样

被人喜欢的时候

我们是多么的自恃？

当他大献殷勤的时候

我们无动于衷

也许还觉得对方不太配得起自己

他尽管喜欢我吧

我可不是那么容易追求的。。。

当对方暗示和探听的时候

我们也假装不在乎

爱上我的话

你可是要受折磨

当对方对我们忠心耿耿的时候

我们认为那是理所当然的。。。

我的条件这样好

他还能爱上别人吗？

当他积极的时候

我往往不置可否

我真的喜欢他吗？

也许我可以遇到更好的。。。

他可是有很多缺点

然而

当他变得消极

当他好像不再喜欢我

我却着急了

他是不是以为我不会喜欢他呢？

我完全没有这个意思

我只是不想这一切来得太快

我唯有放下一点面子

向他暗示

我也是喜欢他的

然而

他忽然变得冷淡了

这个时候有什么、办法挽救？

对不起

已经没有办法了。。。

有些话

是收不回的

有些爱

是不能儿戏的

喜欢

就伸手让对方知道

感情

就是因为我们给了太多的理由跟注释

所以

我们就照着别人所定下的定义走着

我不喜欢太黏的生活

但是一旦我爱上他的时候

又不时希望和他朝夕相处

我到底做得对不对？

有时候

很多事情无需用对或错来概全

尤其在完全没有公式的爱情世界

喜欢就是喜欢

不喜欢就是不喜欢

不能牺牲跟勉强

茫茫人海中

你能找到几个跟你契合的呢？

个性、相貌、生活、谈吐。。。

我们都不时在每一次见面当中

为自己的幸福打量着别人

呵～

好笑的是

对方也是如此

１００分。。。。。。

１００分的人到底跑到哪里去了？

我们都一直找自己的１００分

那自己又有几分可以配得上人家？

在无欲无求的生活中

或许你早已遇上了

也许他不是１００分

但是在这段岁月中

他是陪你一起渡过的人。

Source: copy-> paste from Friendster-Bulletin Board.

MEN

2008-05-12T10:54:00.000+01:00

The Top 5s I don’t understand about guys.

1. When guys just stop talking to you completely after you rejected them. It is number one, for a reason cos it’s a BIG NO-NO. No reasons. No explanation. No nothing. It simply proves how un-gentleman you are, which is another better way of calling you a loser instead. MIND YOUR MANNERS, big boys.

2. When guys arrogantly tell girls how they get drunk in bars. The speed they drive in highways. How they woo girls in pubs. PUH-LEASE. Give us a break, DUH! Like we care. *rolls eyes*

3. When guys just walk far ahead with their guy-friends and leave the girls behind even in large group. What a turn-off! I don't see the need to elaborate more. Maybe you should consider going out with your guy-friends ONLY next time. *if you sense my sarcasm*

4. The 4s-es: Selfish, stingy, simple-minded, self-centered guys. If you fulfil any of the requirements mentioned, you should just swallow your own shit. Time to grow up, darlings.

5. Overconfident guys. They think they know the whole world, even the rats' filthy homes. They talk as though they’re modern-Einstein. They act like young Donald Trump/super heroes-wanna-be.
But little did they know, they look like an idiot.

Gals, I know you love me.

Guys, PLEASE take this as a guide.

Thanks for your attention!

TESTING.

2008-05-11T10:05:00.000+01:00

*testing*

I swear I blogged. But I couldn't post it.
Anyway,I'm still alive.
I'm well.

How are you?

I'm back.

2008-05-11T00:36:00.000+01:00

If you're wondering,I'm still breathing.

And I'm back in INTI. Time-table looks fine, only 7 credit hours and I'm free every Thursday!

RELAX MODE : OFF

Wokeh,I've got to go now.

I'll try to keep you all posted aye. Patience is all you need.*winks*

See ya people!

KUCHING

2008-04-22T20:34:00.000+01:00

K-U-C-H-I-N-G.purr~
I've got so much to blog about and photos to upload but its the connection :S still using dialup la my houseee,back to zaman paleolitic.ngai teeeee.

Updates:
1. Got a new hair-cut at Sunway last Saturday. No more wavy curls.a lot SHORTER.
2. got my growing mole removed.excruciating pain.

Overall,everything's perfect except that mum's forcing me to swallow weird herbal drinks.ughh.

I'm currently the happiest girl on earth :D

Anticipation

2008-04-16T18:44:00.000+01:00

3 days to home!

2 subjects to go..

1 bowl of kueh chap is all I need. :D

GOOD NEWS!!mummy just told me on msn:

Lilian Lee says (10:28 AM):

just now i go n buy chicken wing.i will season the chicken wing today.wait 4 u to come back n enjoy.

I can't wait to get outta here.

See you,boys and girls!lol.

Just another day..

2008-04-07T10:47:00.000+01:00

6 days to finals.woo.hoo.

My boyfriend.

No,I don't enjoy reading as much as he does.

I've been chewing on my inorganic chemistry textbook since forever.If I fail this subject,its either that I'm stupid or Dr Palsan is a jinx; which I believe is the latter.

LOL hopefully not,AGAIN. :]

Separate event*

-Chaos in INTI on 4/4/08,Friday night-

Massive blackout in the entire campus,block Aristotle-Shakespeare.That includes the street lamps- for 2 hours. COMPLETE DARKNESS.I didn't pee in my auntie pants despite being alone in room,was sensible enough to zombie-walk to my closet and zombie-searched for my torchlight,got out of my room and saw this whole bunch of monkeys:

Annoying Guy A: DOTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! (gg la you)

Annoying Guy B: INTI NEVER PAY ELECTRIC BILLS IS IT?PROTEST!PROTEST!(shuddap laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa)

And the girls came out holding their teddy bears.(C-U-T-E)

Ahh...I'd better get back reading =)

PROCRASTINATION IS EVIL.

THE WAR IS ON.

I think i should get a middle name or something- which is better Vivian Bookworm Tan or Vivian Tan nerd nerd?Oh look,the geek is lame.

D UGLY THING

2008-04-05T11:44:00.000+01:00

My ring finger.

..I tried every way to get rid of it but this mole-like thing decided to stay.I think its because of some chemical we used in the lab the other day..Acetone maybe?

And Joshua wasn't helping:

joshua-blog url:boredjoe.blogspot.com says:
hahahaha
joshua-blog url:boredjoe.blogspot.com says:
u wanna hear a scary story
joshua-blog url:boredjoe.blogspot.com says:
?
ViviaN says:
what
ViviaN says:
SAY LAH
ViviaN says:
shutter ah?
joshua-blog url:boredjoe.blogspot.com says:
i had one like tht on my toe
joshua-blog url:boredjoe.blogspot.com says:
mole thingy
ViviaN says:
uh huh
joshua-blog url:boredjoe.blogspot.com says:
it grew larger and larger
ViviaN says:
IT GROWS
ViviaN says:
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
joshua-blog url:boredjoe.blogspot.com says:
at the end it was a fungal growth
joshua-blog url:boredjoe.blogspot.com says:
so my dad burnt it off using a laser torch
ViviaN says:
im sure its one of the chemicals
ViviaN says:
if not then its my shit
HEH
joshua-blog url:boredjoe.blogspot.com says:
nonsense
joshua-blog url:boredjoe.blogspot.com says:
hahahaha
joshua-blog url:boredjoe.blogspot.com says:
so what u wanna do about it?
ViviaN says:
i dont know
ViviaN says:
lick it
ViviaN says:
LOL
joshua-blog url:boredjoe.blogspot.com says:
cn u please....
ViviaN says:
can u let me finish my sentence
ViviaN says:
lick it and then bite it off
joshua-blog url:boredjoe.blogspot.com says:
....
joshua-blog url:boredjoe.blogspot.com says:
hahaha

Sigh. I think its karma..I named Joshua Baja Hitam the day before..so now I get hitam thing on my finger.GREAT.

Ah wells. So now no men would walk down the aisle with me and say I DO because even the 10 karat diamond wedding ring won’t look good on my finger. might as well get myself a cheapskate ah lien ring with this huge pokka-dots strawberry on it.

I hope it goes away :(

h.e.l.p..

Lost Love..

2008-04-04T11:08:00.000+01:00

My man....

not.

I was swooning over Archie Kao until I come across his bibliography..

YES..He was the Blue Ranger.

Everything bout Power Rangers is just wrong.

DON'T rub it in girls,I still think he's cute.
Maybe I just don't love him that much anymore..

Yeah ok I admit I used to watch Power Rangers(so that explains my tomboy-ness?)and blue ranger was my preference.I hated yellow and pink,so damn weak man.Blue and red rangers were macho enough to fight the raksasa besar.

But...its just so overwhelming GAY.

So disappointing.

home-sick

2008-03-30T05:43:00.000+01:00

Last lab session of MCB-(Molecular Cell&Biology),mind you.

And Biology..

I'm dying for kimchi and kueh chap.grrr.

That's all.cheerio!

2008-03-23T23:33:00.000Z

Lead Me To The Cross - Hillsong UnitedSavior

Savior I come

Quiet my soul remember
Redemptions hill
Where Your blood was spilled
For my ransom
Everything I once held dear
I count it all as lost

Lead me to the cross
Where Your love poured out
Bring me to my knees
Lord I lay me down
Rid me of myself
I belong to You
Lead me, lead me to the cross

You were as I
Tempted and trialed
Human
The word became flesh
Bore my sin and death
Now you're risen

To your heart
To your heart
Lead me to your heart
Lead me to your heart

I'm in love with this song.=)

~Happy Easter people!~

Shopping spree!

2008-03-22T10:18:00.000Z

I CAN NEVER DO CHEMISTRY.but still,Dr Palsan is to be blamed.Bitching bout him is never enough.hmph.

Chem test ended at 10 in the morning so basically I'm free for the whole day.rushed back,got my report done and I had thissss intense craving for doughnuts. So Michelle and I dragged Joshua to midvalley,just for doughnuts.Despite the 1++ hour ride in the bus and KTM.My insane idea.HE HE!

The very first thing-dashed to Baskin robbins,typical vivian (:

-Maui Choc Brownies- My source of LOVE <3

As soon as I'm done with the last bite, guilt kicks in.FATTENING bah (it'll wear off after few hours *winks*).And I don't feel like getting doughnuts anymore,Josh was frustrated.*sorry*

I looked like I powdered my face with 1 tonne of foundation.Its just the angle and the lighting.

I have all the reason to splurge.So i got myself a milkmaid-like blouse -.- from urban&co, shorts from Hush puppies,a pair or slippers from Nose,tea tree essence from Skin Food,sushi for breakfast tomorrow,Uncle tobys yoghurt cereal bar to top up my sweet stash :P

KTM.On the way back.spot simpson!

BUS.

My tired eyes.ugh.

I'm getting lazier. Its good to feel lazy/be lazy.:D

It's Saturday,Happy Easter!

And it's daddy's birthday!!:D :D

RANDOM-ness

2008-03-16T10:53:00.000Z

3.32 a.m. The caffeine's effect is superb!

But.... but.....but...........the toilet smells like BURNING CANDLES.

*trembles in fear*

Which reminds me of...

NOOOOOOOO~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*grabs hair*

I don't wanna be like Paris Hilton...!!

I mean..I'm ...hotter?

Not even the teeniest bit?

C'mmon!!!!I'm not flat ok.

Just let me study in peace..*fakes a smile* :]

I'm a good girl.NYEH HEH HEH.

p/s:sorry,just ignore me.:P

Rat Dissection

2008-03-15T05:16:00.000Z

18 SG -MENGANDUNGI UNSUR-UNSUR SERAM DAN GANAS.

RED ALERT!If you're against violence/animal cruelty,ignore this post okay.

Here goes..our rat dissection session.AND the ugly side of the science students.

The digestive system/the first clean cut.

Michelle and I.We did most of the cutting and the chopping whilst our other lab partner-Chun hao supervised.His baby wipes-Tender Soft at the ready.haha!Funny guy.

Chun Hao& I.

My fringe.ugh.argh.yucks.enough said.

Mummy,this is the reason why you should just let me do forensic science.

(Wa hamik du beh kia,jiu si kia gui kak lizard= I'm afraid of nothing, only ghosts and lizards) hahaha!Oh yeah,I just realized my mum reads my blog when she praised my previous post about men over the phone.Its okay guys,don't panic.Its too late to BEHAVE lah.haha!

BACK TO THE MAIN TOPIC.fuh!

We were lucky enough to have the most GIGANTIC rat among all.

Our huge rat attracted the girls from the other table :D

Left to right: Michelle,Phei Woon(who didnt lay her hand on the mouse-scroll up and look at the photo again-LOL!),An gie and Vian.

From the vagina right up to the jaws.Show no mercy babeh!

The Brain.Pinky and the Brain~~~~

Well...say I'm cruel,say I'm brutal,say I'm evil

.....

You're just so wrong..

......

.............I'm not like that, you know.

Her last HEAVY meal OK.Eat so much.No wonder so big the size.

*The bloody mouse* Ms Yap said she's probably pregnant.SEE!!!I TOLD YOU!!!

She even had sex before she died.
HAH!

~Happy Rat Year 2008!:D~

2008-03-11T02:44:00.000Z

-A post,dedicated for my girlfriends -

Attention: This post may contain vulgarity.Please bear with it.

Its easy.He dumped her.For someone else.What the hell!

You jerks,you should've strangled yourself with your very own umbilical cord when you were in your mother's womb or you probably came out from your mother's asshole instead.It is no wonder that you're such a dumbass.

And the thing is,those assholes dump their girlfriends for uglier girls.

Like seriously deformed kind,gett it?

Face really kana ham..-kerang

Its not that we're envy with your new-found happiness.

(EH HELLO!?Don't be so perasan can or not?you think you brad pitt ah?BREAD PIG lah hoh)

But thanks to you and your cruelty,we're stronger.

Darlings, I hope you realize that you deserve someone better.WAY better =)

Now wipe away your tears and move on okay!

I have something forr youuu :

To the heartbreakees,

To the pathetic bitches,I hope u grow a dick on your face.BLEHH~~

(It won't make any difference what, you are already FUGLY anyway).

To the desperate-for-a-hole-to-fuck fcking bastards,I hope you grow hairy pussy on your face.

YEAH.righttt there.MARVELLOUS~

NAHH!A STICKER JUST FOR YOU LAH WUARRRR HA HA HA HAA!

bad hair dayyy!

2008-03-03T16:24:00.000Z

BAD HAIR DAY!!FUH!
I spent 5 minutes trying to fix my hair this morning and was late for class!What the heck!!!It's not normal for me wei, normally3 seconds is more than enough.FUH!!
Viv-mousse mousse!no no,hair spray!NO!!!more mousse!NOO!!!!!*pulls hairr*OKAY,just pin itt and cover the ugly part!*NOOOOOOOOOOOO~~~~!!!!!:S *stresssssssss*
I couldn't even find my comb-I forgot when I last brushed my hair..6..months ago?

Class went well,Bio class was hilarious!

Ms Yap: "Loh..lo..photrock..troc..co...zoa is diverged into 2 groups..."
Josh:"ARGH!lophotrolomothafocka"
Viv:LOLLLLLLLL!!!!!

10 seconds later ..

Ms Yap:"So yeah...the platyhelminthes...*bla bla bla*
Vivi:"pla..plat..WTH!platyplaywithmytestes ah!!"
Josh:LOLLLLLL!!!!VIVIAN CAN U STOP!

The idiots failed to pronounce it so they decided to create their own.
-.-"'

2008-03-01T06:07:00.000Z

Vivian's worn-out.
Screw math..Grill Bio.Hammer chem.lol~
BUT MCB class is fun,the topics keep me awake :-

Fact 1:

"Hens begin laying at 18 – 20 weeks of age and a healthy chicken will lay about one egg a day. A hen does not need a rooster to lay eggs and eggs are produced in response to day light patterns. The eggs we buy in the store are not fertilized (they don’t hatch). The size ofthe egg is dependant on the age of the hen. Older birds lay larger eggs.

-Source from internet.-

what the..!!! :O I thought only cock + hen = eggs..?

Oh gawd.

Scientific hypothesis based on 2 idiots:

CLICK here-JOSH

shame on me..hehh hehh~

Fact 2 :

The testicles can also be lifted voluntarily using the pubococcygeus muscle, which partially activates related muscles. This can sometimes be triggered by tightening or sucking in the stomach or abdomen.

yada yada yada~COOL!!Can someone show me?*blink blink*

Fact 3:

Semen might contain a small amount of sperm. So yeah, even if you sempat pull your cock out of the vagina before ejaculation, it is still possible that you might celebrate Father's Day.

So..Condom is the solution loh! *GRINS*

Happy 29th of Feb people! :D

jiwang post~:P

2008-02-28T02:31:00.000Z

I met up with mummy yesterday,had a good laugh and quite a sumptuous dinner.And ended up wrapping myself in the blanket of Cititel's figuring Integral Trigo- math test this coming friday.
Assignments,Lab reports,quizzes,tests and finals coming up so soon.:(
So yeah, gotta buckle up and get my ass fixed on the chair. SUPER GLUE-kan~~~

I miss home and you guys in Kuching!!

CNY 2008 Part II

2008-02-22T06:29:00.000Z

So yeah, the first group left for Pei Chen's house and i stayed back for another group of friends.

Chien ling,viv,biao,mun,yik yu.

[Back row]Chien Ling,Viv,Betty Jackson,Alex,(no idea),Jing Hwa[2nd row]Yik yu,Jui Siang,Boon Howe,Jacky,??,Jeremy,Aaron.[sitting]Lanny,Chung Ing,Nic,Bryan,Ee Sheng & mun.

And the lovebirds-Jolyn and Dennis dropped by :D

And then they came back again,YIPEEE!*more photos*

Forever and ever and forever ever ever the spoiler-BRYAN NGUI.

chien ling and viv

Fat in Nic's specs~LOL!cuteness!

As requested by the photographer,biao *the SM look*:S

Crime scene Investigation with evidence attached.

PORN WAS IT?never share with us also lah..si aneh...

TAM CIAK-ness proven.happy in his little world~~

CNY 2008(PART I)

2008-02-15T23:14:00.000Z

~0~0~0~ CNY 2008 ~o~0~0~

Chiao's place on the 2nd day.

Togethergetherrr~

The people I'd die for.=)

Wendy's place, 3rd day of CNY~

Jerm's

And Benny's..

Pin's

Kopi's

Shane's

Viv's :D

:S LOL!Pei chen and I were lucky they didn't ask us to do that,we could've rolled with the ball.

I miss you all..!=)

MCB 122 2nd lab session

2008-01-26T03:36:00.000Z

They say Biology is fun,i learned it the hard way. :S

The murder weapon-my deadliest phobia.

After few atempts of escaping, I gave in.And Josh had the honour to prick me.

My blood was squirting everywhere.LOUSY SKILL LAH YOU JOSHUA.^^

Proudly showing off

Okay this is how it works,if your blood clumps with the antiserum,then you're that particular blood type. My blood clumped with antiserum B(as shown in the yellow liquid),and same goes to the D serum,I'm Rh postive.Josh's blood type is AB;Rh positive.

P/s: My blood is so bright-coloured compared to his. That's another disadvantage of not having period,you get dirty blood running all over you,tsk tsk MEN.

Photo taken as seen under microscope. This indicates I'm a lady,a pure woman!ROARS.

~~THE END~~

What a life!

2008-01-20T00:30:00.000Z

I'm gasping for air~~

Tagged by Pei Chen

2008-01-08T05:22:00.000Z

For those who are being tagged, you need to answer 20questions (choose any 19 questions from the one who has tagged you, and add 1 question of your own). Send it to at least 8 bloggers and you will get all the blessing from everyone. You can't tag the one who has tagged you.

1. You prefer rainy day or sunny day? and why?
Rain and shine on the same day. Balance loh?

2. What colour do you like most?
ALL colours. It depends on my mood and that particular thing I'm getting. But I'm into white these days.

3. What is the last thing you would tell a person you love?
I LOVE YOU and I will always remember you.

4. What would you do when you are in deep sadness?
Cry my lungs out.

5. What do you scare to lose in your life?
The people I love-family and friends.

6. What is your ambition?
To be able to speak for the dead, bring justice and kick that evil ass into prison.

7. If a genie appeared in front of you, what would you ask for?
For his other genie friendsss!:P LOL!hahaha!hmm....Health and happiness for everyone in the world; no pain, no sufferings,no hunger, no loneliness...LOVE in every corner of the world because love conquers all.:D

8. When do you wish to settle down?
When i meet my prince charming who lovesss me with his one and only heart. *winks*

9. Love and Money, which one do you prefer?
Love lahh!ABO THEN?

10. If you ever want to let go something in your life, what would it be?
Hmmmmm....Precious memories I've cherished and lessons I've learnt are priceless. I guess thats part of life so I'm choosing to not let go anything in my life.

11. If you ever meet someone that you love, what would you do to her/him?
hahaha!Hm...quite a tough one. Well...*shy shy first* and thennnn give him a peck on the cheek?:P HAHA!

12. List out 3 good points of the one who tagged you.
PC : Fun to be with, adorable, huggableeeeeee!

13. Which type of person you hate most?
Those who take things for granted; people who doesnt care about how others feel.FAKERS.LIARS. Those who doubt God's unconditional love.

14. Christmas is coming, who would you like to celebrate with?
I have er..11 months to plan for the next one.

15. Outer attractiveness or inner attractiveness, which one do you prefer?
INNER, this world is full of pretty yet crappy people. Elegant yet evil. Beautiful yet boastful.

16. Until now, what is the moment that you regret most?
Not telling her how much I've loved her and thanked her enough before she leaves for another better place.=)

17. Which place in the earth do you want to go the most?
North!I'm dyingggg to see aurora/northern lights!

18. Your ideal guy/girl.
Tall, classic gentleman,faithful, sweet...and the list goes on.. :P

19. How many kids do u want in the future?
Hm..none..?maximum 2?Lain cerita kalau accident. :P LOL!

1. Tan Jing Yi
2. Hong Sheng Chiao
3. Felicia Tsai
4. Judith Lee
5. Jee Zhening
6. Jolyn Wong
7. ALEK/ Andrew Lai
8. Joshua Nuing

Happy 2008!

2007-12-21T17:13:00.000Z

HapPY new year peopleeeee!I know I'm a bit late but ah wells :P
My journey of life in the year 2007 was a bit bumpy but 2008 marks a new beginning, for you, and for me. Life moves on.

The incredible happenings in the year of 2007

1. Horse-back riding. That moment of romance was shared only between me and the horse-Baruga. I almost lost my virginity to her *woops* hahaha!She gallops out of nowhere even if I don't kick her fat ass and i saw her shit floats. HOW CUTE.

2. Jet-skiing- makes me feel like Sam in Totally Spice. I cannot describe more. It was simply amazing.

3. High-sky slide.

4. Moved out of Taman Lian Kwong and moved into INTI Nilai's hostel.

5. My first very own laptop,my baby. *grins*

6. Had my hair curled, FINALLY.

7. Failed to make Shariza eat pork and Pooja (a vegetarian) eat Chicken.

8. Shanghai trip and experienced winter.

9. Tasted bats, duck's tongue and porcupine.

10. In love.

p/s: Sorry I had to keep this post short. SLEEPY mah! :P

Again, Happy New Year! :D Let bygones be bygones. I wish you all well throughout the year and don't forget to count your blessings because God gives only the best. =)

My longest post so far.^^

2007-12-11T16:14:00.000Z

Alright peeps, sorry my blog was dead but I've been sooo busy with food,yes FOOD. Hoho! From Madam Kwan's to Secret Rceipe to Igloo to the latest Korean food (which Judith and I agreed that it's WAY BETTER THAN MAKING LOVE,-.- like we've both tried sex.)

This Korean restaurant is located next to Scoops, opposite to Holiday Inn..or was it Hilton?Hmm...*rolls eyes*

The appetizer which is very appetizing just by looking at 'em.

Hm...Where should i start?

Jud admiring the food.HAHA!

I'd bet the chef would be smiling and grinning for having customers like us!

Kimchi soup

Jud in action. :P

Sizzling.Steamy.Spicy. Fish soup.

SLURPPPP~~~

Jud was DYING for this.

We figured our own bizzare way of eating it. BBQ pork+garlic+soya bean paste+sesame oil,wrapped in letuce.

AMMMM...

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Later that night.......The ex 5J-ians met up at Peach Garden(our Peachy).

Taman Friendster.-.- We just like to name places our way.

Candid shot of us. LAUGH LA.NO MANNERS.

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Well, too much of input means you have to sweat them off. My muscles are aching, and Jud's too, I wonder bout the others.

The guys- Aaron Khin,Andrew Lai,Tan Jui Siang and Allan Foo.

The girls-Jacinta,Jennifer,Betty and Yee Shian.(Not in pic,Jud and Vivian)

:D Leave me a tag and tell me I'm not getting any fatter!PLEASE!

SOBER

2007-12-02T07:48:00.000Z

And I don’t know
This could break my heart or save me
Nothing’s real
Until you let go completely
So here I go with all my thoughts I’ve been saving
So here I go with all my fears weighing on me

Three months and I’m still sober
Picked all my weeds but kept the flowers
But I know it’s never really over

And I don’t know
I could crash and burn but maybe
At the end of this road I might catch a glimpse of me
So I won’t worry about my timing, I want to get it right
No comparing, second guessing, no not this time

Three months and I’m still breathing
Been a long road since those hands I left my tears in but I know
It’s never really over, no

Wake up

Three months and I’m still standing here
Three months and I’m getting better yeah
Three months and I still am

Three months and it’s still harder now
Three months I’ve been living here without you now
Three months yeah
Three months I hurt

Three months and I’m still breathing
Three months and I still remember it
Three months and I wake up

Three months and I’m still sober
Picked all my weeds but kept the flowers

I'm happy!

2007-12-02T06:14:00.000Z

Judith’s back. Chien Ling’s back. ALEK the hiaw one is back. :P I’m thrilled!
So I’ve been hanging out with these people lately.

Joshua’s leaving tomorrow :/ But we had a great time at the Holiday Inn's or was it Hilton..?hmm...Anyways, we had this hi-tea buffet-marrrrrrrrveloussssss~

*thanks for the lunch josh, but no thanks for trying to make me puke.*

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Guess what,i've FINALLY got my hair permed.^^ -WONDER WAVE- -.-...not THAT wonderful lah. Jud and I went to the cinema for the movie Enchanted on Wed and at the very end of the movie I was like -'HEY I WANNA PERM MY HAIR!!'
Jud's eyes widened.-'Okay'
I guess she's used to my random-ness.:P

Before

After

Jud's new hair-cut,which i think is cute.

Before

After (can't really see though and you know what,she's so gonna kill me for posting this)

-Brigid and I- *My parents were away in Singapore so we represented them TO EAT at LOK THIAN; dad's friend's wedding.*

Brigid and Vanessa.

Jolly me.

-THE END-^^

2007-11-23T09:20:00.000Z

HA HA HA! No, I’m not introducing any fancy newly-opened restaurants in town. YES, VIVIAN TAN CAN COOK, mind you. :P Of course I can, depending on my mood of course. I was bored- partly because I was supposed to stay at home for the WHOLE DAY, my aunt came over for my pimples yesterday. And after all the squeezing, shouting and sweating my face ended up like a baboon’s ass. LAUGH LAH. *Pic shown above- MY BREAKFAST-HAH* :P

I managed my time pretty well today.Productive I shall say.huhu~

Step-by-step home-made cheesecake by Vivian. NAH! I PASS MY KANG HU TO YOU LAH!Haha!

Clockwise- Whipped cream,castor sugar, lemon juice, cream cheese, gelatine dissolved in hot water and full cream milk.

Mix them together and START DROOLING!

Pour the mixture onto biscuits crumbs, chill and serve!

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Ladies' night-I'm in love with my girls.=) (Despite being ugly, i insisted to meet the girls)

Eileen dear in hot pants and shy Ju in her mini.

Vivian and Eileen. And that's Ju's skirt I'm wearing. :S I felt so exposed but it was their so-called dress code of the night.

I HATE MY FRINGE.

I love this pic of us. But Jolyn babe wasn't there. :/ -FEN XIANG-

The ladies.

Vivian & Eileen -IGLOO-

*~~The End~~*

Latest updates!

2007-11-21T15:19:00.000Z

Life hasn’t been easy for me this year, and that’s another reason for not keeping my previous blog alive. :P Well, I’m breathing still; its just that my perception of life is fairly different. I’m growing, and learning is part of the process aye.

I’ve been looking for jobs, flipping through the Borneo post looking for capital letter word- VACANCY. I feel so jobless right now. Yeah, Chinese New Year is in few months time and I should be getting at least a set by now. I guess I spent too much on the car petrol, 100+ in a week which is A LOT- don’t blame me for that! My neurons cannot seem to function well when it comes to taking shortcuts from 3rd mile to town or Arang road to Saberkas, so I have to go all the way back to green road, which I’m familiar with and start to link to places from there. AT LEAST I CAN DRIVE OK!

I had a long day today, an exhausting one too. I’m Joshua’s personal, private tourist guide since yesterday, *lucky lah him* haha! Jolyn joined us later and we had a good laugh comparing our nipples- she claimed that A cup is too small even for her nipples. YEAH RIGHT!LOL! And BING's mars chocolate cheesecake - HEAVENLY!:D *drools*

Its taking forever to upload the photos. Next time lah hoh. hoho!

Goodnight!

My apologies!

2007-11-19T08:58:00.000Z

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